Proust Questionnaire

A post two days in a row?! I must me on fire! That could be dangerous. I'll be right back, I need to go check...Okay, I'm good.

For some odd reason, I have been searching for videos of Inside the Actor's Studio on Youtube the last couple days. It seems like a good way to spend my time. Papers, reading, and studying are overrated anyway. For those of you that don't know, the show is hosted by James Lipton. Actors are interviewed about their life and career. Lipton then asks them 5 questions. These questions were inspired by the Proust Questionnaire. I was curious as to what it was, so naturally I ended up on Wikipedia. Basically, it is a questionnaire developed by a Frenchman named Marcel Proust about one's personality. Because I 1) don't want to do anything productive (it IS Friday) and 2) like talking about myself, I am going to answer Lipton's version of the questions.

1) What is you favorite word? Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (fear of long words...)

2) What is your least favorite word? Moist

3) What turns you on? A sense of humor

4) What turns you off? douchebaggery

5) What sound or noise do you love? Slot machines*

6) What sound or noise do you hate? Anything in a hospital

7) What profession other than yours would you like to attempt? Marine Biologist or Neurologist or professional gambler*

8) What profession would you not like to do? The person that cleans out port-o-potties

9) What is your favorite curse word? It's a tie between "shit" and "fuck"

10) If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Slot machines are down the hall, second door on the right.*


*I might have a slight gambling problem...