Top 10 signs you are a resident assistant/advisor

For the past 2 years I have been a resident assistant/advisor. Having pretty much made this job my life in the last 2 years, I feel like I have enough experience to make this list. Now, in David Letterman fashion, I present to you the Top 10 Signs that you are a Resident Assistant/Advisor:

10) Thursday is your least favorite day of the week.

9) You can name more ice breakers than state capitals  

8) It's not unusual for you to be working until at least 5 AM on a Thursday, Friday or Saturday night

7) You can't pass a fire extinguisher without looking to see if it's in the green

6) You forgot what a pronoun is and have stopped using them all together

5) Every time you hear a police or ambulance siren, you think to yourself "please don't be going to my building"

4) You have fallen asleep in your 8 AM class because you were up until 4 AM handling an incident

3) You spend more time on door decs and your bulletin board than you do on your homework

2) Your friends have ever contacted you wanted "RA advice" in dealing with a friend or roommate issues

1) You have told your sibling, dog, cat, or hamster to be quiet because it's quiet hours